Friday, February 27, 2009

Google Knows All...maybe

Tara did this on her blog and I am totally stealing it! I Googled "Rachel needs" and wrote down the first ten answers that came up. Try it out it's fuuuuun :D

Here is what Google told me:

1. Rachel needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation

That is probably true, I guess. I'm boring.

2. Rachel Needs Your Help

Yes, yes I do.

3. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colourful

Do you really think so? I don't want to look like a china doll, I have very pale skin you know.

4. rachel needs 2 get over herself and she needs 2 do it NOW!

I hereby veto this opinion due to the mistaken use of "2" instead of "to", lack of capitalization for proper nouns, all of which are compounded by the abuse of caps lock and italics.

5. Rachel needs guidance and normal...

Normal...? Normal what? Normal whaaaat???

6. Rachel needs bigger car seat

:-S How do they know about that?

7. Rachel Needs Some Good Thoughts

Yes I do, after that car seat comment. Man, that was cold.

8. Rachel needs to join the Original Jyter's Group.

What is that? I am mistrustful of internet groups, and Jyters.

9. Rachel Needs to keep in touch with the people who really matter,

Yeah, so leave a comment on my blog, punks.

10. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends

What!!!? Tran-what!? How about Rachel gets help by calling the police and then moving away from any place called a "meat-packing district" forever? Google, you had better just be kidding around with this one.

4 comments:

Tara said...

I am seriously tear-ing up!
That was AWESOME!

Haley! said...

Ha! Those are hilarious! I shall do it momentarily...Tell Sara I said Happy Birthday and Happy New Year!

CLAIRIC≡ said...

That's so funny! I just did it on my blog and ended up with a bunch of stuff from Silence of the Lambs :P

Elisabeth said...

I love it! I just did it too.... All the top hits are Elisabeth Hasselbeck haters though, so most of mine are kinda anti-Elisabeths... hehe. Thanks for the fun post!