Tuesday, August 09, 2011

The Older They Are, The Cuter They Ain't

Your lemonade might even be the most delicious sanitary lemonade in the whole world, but I will not buy it from you because I think you are too old to get money for something I could make myself.

The lesson you should take away from this:
Find a little kid, preferably one that is cute, but mostly one that is small. Offer to swap your business knowledge for their curb appeal. If you are a good person you can offer them fair wages and still make more money than you would alone. (If you are a jerk remember that small kids are bad at math so you can offer them really low wages, or even barter payments, like a frog.) Then hide in the bushes.
Everyone is happy.

1 comment:

Steffy said...

LOL! Lemonade stands will never be the same again.