Monday, July 23, 2012

Dark Knight

Hee hee, Bryce doesn't think this is as funny as I do :D

Friday, July 06, 2012

Day 8

Jillian, I am still hideously sweaty, and I am not noticing any weight loss, or inches loss. I am not happy about that. I am happy about my idea to ignore you though. Working out is so much more pleasant when you are just a far away voice occasionally interrupting my thoughts.


Thursday, July 05, 2012

Day 7

Hi Jillian. I bet you think I fell off the bandwagon because I didn't workout for two days, and then I took a long time to post this. I bet there is even a twisted little part of you that hopes that I did give up, because then it would prove how tough you are and how comparatively weak I am. But you are going to be disappointed. Because I didn't fall off the bandwagon. When it comes to working out I decided this will be my motto now:

“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”-Jack Handy

You are the cowboy Jillian. Being mean and making me do horrible things, hoping to finally punish me to the point where I will cut the rope and escape. (Especially because I don't think I am losing any weight or getting more toned, even though I am being careful about what I eat!) But I am going to stick with it, not because I believe it is going to work, but out of pure wicked spitefulness to not give you the satisfaction of making me quit. Also I am going to read a magazine instead of listening to you rant while I exercise.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy Fourth of July!

Hi Jillian. Yesterday my brother-in-law got married so I didn't workout. Today is a holiday. I don't have to workout on holidays. I am playing with these guys:

'K bye!

Monday, July 02, 2012

Day 6

Sunday is a day of rest, and no part of my Sunday was as restful as the 27 minutes when I was not listening to Jillian. This turned out to be problematic because allowing me to distance myself from Jillian renewed and even increased my contempt for her. I think I may be moving toward full blown loathing now. This made it very difficult to turn on the DVD. I did it though. Jillian said that by days 5-7 I should be noticing a huge improvement in stamina. I hate to admit it, (you know, because of the loathing,) but she was right. The workout seemed a lot easier than it did in the beginning. I am also much less sweaty. Still sweaty enough to have it get in my eyes though, bleah.

This has led me to discover one of Jillian's secret powers:

The amazingly large eyebrows are not just to make her look like a menacing villain! They are functional!

When sweat gets in my eyes I imagine it is Jillian spitting on me in disgust.